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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Download "Just a Taste"



Now's your chance to download the SugarJerk sampler "Just a Taste" with all 3 of your favorite tunes: "You Ain't Got Big Balls (Like a Truck)," "Sex on a Waterbed," and "Sugar Sweet, Sour Jerk." Enjoy, and leave feedback here on the blog!


We thank you.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The SUGARJERK Medley.

A collection of our favorite videos put to our 3 songs, so far. This is us.


Sugar Sweet, Sour Jerk.

This is pretty much our theme song. She's a little sugar, I'm a lotta jerk. We're currently brainstorming and preparing for the music video to this song and hope to have it out by the end of the month! We're also still in the middle of recording our full album and hope to have it hit the masses in May! Are you excited?? WE ARE!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Captain of the Sea, in an Ocean of Sexuality.

Listen share love repeat. We want "Sex on a Waterbed" (and "You Ain't Got Big Balls [Like a Truck]") to dominate the Internet. So share your face off and show us some love. Cuz we love you. It's only fair.


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dangerous Waters Up Ahead.


The world premiere of our 2nd single "SEX ON A WATERBED." Share this shit. It's gonna be your new jam. YouTube link comin' real soon.


Friday, February 5, 2010

One Year.

HAPPY SUGARJERKIVERSARY.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Balls.

Listen. Share. Love. Repeat.


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

WE COULDN'T WAIT.

Here it is, sweets. The world premiere of our first single "YOU AIN'T GOT BIG BALLS (LIKE A TRUCK)"!!!!


Bump it hard, bitches.

** Music video has been postponed to next week! Stay tuned for more details!!

As always, we love you guys. We hope you have as much fun listening to it as we did making it!!

-- Ben & Melanie

Sunday, January 31, 2010

You Ain't Got Big Balls [Like a Truck]

BIG NEWS -- We're pleased to announce the upcoming debut of our single "You Ain't Got Big Balls [Like a Truck]" The single will debut on Friday, February 5th and the music video will debut Saturday, February 6th. Mark your calendars and get ready!!!!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Yeah, this happened.

Allison: "You know who I wanna meet?"

Ben: "Katy Perry?"
Allison: "Well yeah.....but no, Dr. Drew."
Ben: "All you need is an addiction."
Allison: "Yeah, I wanna make up an addiction so that he makes up a show about it."
Ben: "Like light bulbs --"
Allison: "-- couch sex."

Auto-Tune Out.

Oh boy. When did T-Pain start fucking Justin Bieber? (TOO FARRR.)


Judge away, my sweets.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Time Flies.


Guess what's coming up soon? SUGARJERK'S FIRST ANNIVERSARY. Holy shiznit, y'all. That means a whole year of our ridiculousness. Remember 'Dear Diario' or 'Reasons Why I'm Single'.....??? DAMN. It's been a crazy year. Soooo. Mark your calendars....and celebrate with us.

February 5, 2010

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Whataya Want from Him??

Latest music video for Adam Lambert's "Whataya Want from Me." LOVE IT. I'm so obsessed. It's getting scary.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Spotlight: Erik Hassle

Listen up, folks. Erik Hassle is the guy to watch in 2010 -- without a doubt. He's got a killer voice and his melodies are swoon-worthy. His look puzzles me, which is a good thing. He's interesting to watch. One second he's really attractive, and then it's all wrong. I like that, and I like him! So, let this be proof that I predicted this one. You'll see.

Here's his video for "Hurtful." Tell me what you think...

Saturday, January 9, 2010

All Hail Ke$ha.



So y'all have heard of Ke$ha by now, right? She's the dirty pop girl with the songs that refuse to leave your cranium. Right now, she has the top 2 songs on the iTunes download chart, and her debut album is poised to enter the Billboard 200 albums chart at #1. But.....who is she? You might recognize her voice from Flo Rida's "Right Round"...yep that was her. Now, you can't turn on the radio (people still listen to radios?) without hearing "TiK ToK."

I think what makes her so appealing, is that she really speaks to our generation. She's the girl that ends up in all the pictures by the end of the party. She's the girl that kills the keg stand. She's the girl sandwiched between her girlfriends grinding to some bass-heavy auto-tuned rap song. She's the typical 22-year-old girl, exaggerated for show. I feel like I know Ke$ha. And I'm ready for a "Party at a Rich Dude's House." Plus, she vommed in Paris Hilton's closet, which is pretty epic.

So I'm ready to learn more about this girl. And i'm def rocking out to her album. And the bitch is just out to have FUN. Pass the red bull and vodka.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

SugarJerk goes shopping.

Monday, January 4, 2010

3: Un-CUT.

The director's cut of Britney's "3" video.....if you haven't drooled over it yet. I'm gushing.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Top 10 Albums.



Go to Examiner.com and read Ben's article on his favorite albums of 2009. You won't regret it. Well, you might, but I can't help that.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

GET OUT TANK.

DOGS NEED TO KNOW THEIR PLACE AMONGST US HUMANS. We think Tank learned his lesson...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Left to our Own Devices.

This is what happens when Mel and I get together in an empty house on a Thursday night. Cue laughter.