You Ain't Got Big Balls [Like a Truck]

BIG NEWS -- We're pleased to announce the upcoming debut of our single "You Ain't Got Big Balls [Like a Truck]" The single will debut on Friday, February 5th and the music video will debut Saturday, February 6th. Mark your calendars and get ready!!!!

Yeah, this happened.

Allison: "You know who I wanna meet?"

Ben: "Katy Perry?"

Allison: "Well yeah.....but no, Dr. Drew."

Ben: "All you need is an addiction."

Allison: "Yeah, I wanna make up an addiction so that he makes up a show about it."

Ben: "Like light bulbs --"

Allison: "-- couch sex."

Auto-Tune Out.

Oh boy. When did T-Pain start fucking Justin Bieber? (TOO FARRR.)

Judge away, my sweets.

Time Flies.

Guess what's coming up soon? SUGARJERK'S FIRST ANNIVERSARY. Holy shiznit, y'all. That means a whole year of our ridiculousness. Remember 'Dear Diario' or 'Reasons Why I'm Single'.....??? DAMN. It's been a crazy year. Soooo. Mark your calendars....and celebrate with us.

February 5, 2010

Whataya Want from Him??

Latest music video for Adam Lambert's "Whataya Want from Me." LOVE IT. I'm so obsessed. It's getting scary.

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Spotlight: Erik Hassle

Listen up, folks. Erik Hassle is the guy to watch in 2010 -- without a doubt. He's got a killer voice and his melodies are swoon-worthy. His look puzzles me, which is a good thing. He's interesting to watch. One second he's really attractive, and then it's all wrong. I like that, and I like him! So, let this be proof that I predicted this one. You'll see.

Here's his video for "Hurtful." Tell me what you think...

All Hail Ke$ha.

So y'all have heard of Ke$ha by now, right? She's the dirty pop girl with the songs that refuse to leave your cranium. Right now, she has the top 2 songs on the iTunes download chart, and her debut album is poised to enter the Billboard 200 albums chart at #1. But.....who is she? You might recognize her voice from Flo Rida's "Right Round"...yep that was her. Now, you can't turn on the radio (people still listen to radios?) without hearing "TiK ToK."

I think what makes her so appealing, is that she really speaks to our generation. She's the girl that ends up in all the pictures by the end of the party. She's the girl that kills the keg stand. She's the girl sandwiched between her girlfriends grinding to some bass-heavy auto-tuned rap song. She's the typical 22-year-old girl, exaggerated for show. I feel like I know Ke$ha. And I'm ready for a "Party at a Rich Dude's House." Plus, she vommed in Paris Hilton's closet, which is pretty epic.

So I'm ready to learn more about this girl. And i'm def rocking out to her album. And the bitch is just out to have FUN. Pass the red bull and vodka.

SugarJerk goes shopping.

3: Un-CUT.

The director's cut of Britney's "3" video.....if you haven't drooled over it yet. I'm gushing.

Top 10 Albums.

Go to Examiner.com and read Ben's article on his favorite albums of 2009. You won't regret it. Well, you might, but I can't help that.