The First Dose.

Sugar Jerk (noun) : an enviable person with a sarcastic twist of sweetness.

Well, it only took 3 hours, 2 bowls of food, and an episode of "The Real World" to get this blog par-tay started.  So, here we are.  What can you expect?  Nothing, really......just your life taking a turn for the better.  We have opinions, we think we're funny, and I think we can all agree that Heidi Montag's breadth of work is mindblowing.  

We might use big words, we may get deep, but at the end of the day, everyone's a sugar jerk.