Mule-y Cyrus.

OKAY.  Now I know you saw American Idol results tonight.  Oh girl, yes I DO.  Can we take a moment and talk about Miley Cyrus?  What is UP with this girl?  It's like she borrowed Hilary Duff's retainer and then decided to warble, ahem...i mean sing.  And it's like, you know, Miley...you're a cute girl.  Wearin' a dress, lookin' all proper.  THEN, you start headbanging?  Headbanging.  To the inspirational ballad from your Walt Disney film Hannah Montana: The Movie.  Slow your roll, Milester.  Even Ms. Clarkson doesn't headbang and she has a song with the word "Suck" in it.  

Point of the story is...... Tone.  It.  Down.

For Real?

If you vote for this guy, I will seriously punch you right in the face and not feel bad about it.  

Kisses.

PowderPuff.

Dear Lil Rounds,

Nice mom jeans.  In white?  Seriously?  Did you steal that boa-like apparatus on your shoulder from The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious?  I'm pretty sure that wearing corsets in public as clothing ended in 2001.  Don't act like you beat Sarah Jessica Parker to the punch.  Get it together. 

Love,

Melanie.

Pick Away.

American Idol Semi-Finals have started and we have 3 contestants in the Finals...Alexis, Michael, and *DANNY* (not that I'm biased or anything).  SO, this week we have a new batch of a dozen hopefuls vying for the spot to stand next to Seacrest a little longer.  Who wouldn't want that??  My picks this week are Adam Lambert (hello, gorgeous....and was a part of the national tour of WICKED!), Jasmine Murray (loved her from day one, I think she's totally cute), and Matt Giraud (kinda ug to look at and he's way too into himself, but the man's got a great voice, no doubt).  I think the wild card show is gonna be real interesting.  Anoop?  Ricky?  TATIANA?  What a whirlwind.