Icy.

Girls Aloud performed their new single "Untouchable" on a little show called -- get this -- Dancing on Ice.  WTF.  The girls look like goddesses, but for real?  What's with the wannabe-MILF in the tight black pants and horrendous facials?  Better luck next time, Girls.

Brit Happens.

Heard of Girls Aloud?  Uhhhhh, you should.  They're an amazing girl group created from one of those Popstars tv reality competition shows...with the exception that they actually produce hit after hit and they show no sign of slowing.  "The Promise" was released last year and it was a giganto single.  Huge.  They performed at the Brit Awards recently and the performance was totally duchess.  Give us fluffy pink feather fans and glitter anyday, ya heard.